Hi, I'm Jim. I'm a state worker. You probably already guessed that because you're here. This site, JimTheStateWorker.com, is where I'll share everything you didn't ask to know about the thrilling world of California state work. Gossip, news, and occasionally something that might even be true. We're still “working on it”—which is state worker code for “it'll be done soon-ish.” So check back later. Or don't. Honestly, I get paid the same either way. Welcome to the cubicle of the internet.